- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Do u take sugar?

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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