- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

knock knock

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Guess what? AIDS!

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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