- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why? Why not?

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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