- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did the man die? He was old.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Knock knock come in.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Refridgerator.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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