- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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