A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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KONY 2012

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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whats black and strange a paki

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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