What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Women's rights

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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im gay

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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