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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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