So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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