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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

H o m o comes out as homo

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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