Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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my mind's eye?

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Hi

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

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