Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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