- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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