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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.