- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Happy Monday!

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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