- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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