What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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