What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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WOw you have no life

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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