I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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I drive a 'rarri

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Justin

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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