What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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