Knock Knock. Come in.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

kcuf read it backwards

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What's the difference between a duck?

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Do the roar!

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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MOAR??

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