Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Women's Rights

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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