You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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What does water taste like? Water

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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