Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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I agree

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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