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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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