- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

OOOOPPS /

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

It's long!

KILL WHITEY

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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