Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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White men's rights

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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