A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Neil Lewis

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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