- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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