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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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