Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Praise Paisley

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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