how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

women's rights

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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