All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Turkey Balls

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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