You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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School

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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