A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Latvia isn't a joke

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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