- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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