- Anti Joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

the economy.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.