- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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