What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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This is funny.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Where's my tractor?

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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