I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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knock knock who's there ?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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