What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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PENIS

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Justin Beiber

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Anti Joke

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