- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Women's rights

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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