- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

You're tall.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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