What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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VAL SUCKS

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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