What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Justin Bieber.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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your social life.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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dassa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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