- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

there once was a frog with no leggs

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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