Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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