- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

wael.. nuff said

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

women's rights

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What is the name of the car? What

It says so on your cap.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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