- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

A woman walks into a bar.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Guess what What

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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