i love to lick...

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

tim has no humor

robin, get in the car.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Tucker Rivera

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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