What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

NAACP

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Christianity.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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