What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A sober Irish individual.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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