- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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