When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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