- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Where's my tractor?

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Ask me if im a tree? No

whats my name? Matt

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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