What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

My mum is called Steve

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

This sentance contains three errers

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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