- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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