- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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