What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Cancer.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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