- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

i dont fisish anythi

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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