- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

FUCK THE JEWS

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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