- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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