- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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