- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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