what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Black people having a Job.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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