What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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