- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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