oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Your face

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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see ya

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Womens rights

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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