- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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