- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

it's funny because it's funny

Obamacare

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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