- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A: Knock Knock B: ...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

it's funny because it's funny

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