- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Women's rights.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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