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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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