Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Justin Bieber.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Jewwy Jewstein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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