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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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