Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What can fly? Lots of things

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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