'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Nice belt.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Women's rights.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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