- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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