- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

The Morman Religion.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

EGGPLANT

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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