- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Logan's gay

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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