- Anti Joke

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

the game

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

have safe sex

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind