Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What do black people eat? Food.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What's your guys names?

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

roses are red violets are blue

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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