What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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vitamin c

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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My mum is called Steve

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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