What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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shut up kobe!

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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poop

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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