- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Screw it you write the joke.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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