- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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