Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Sex

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Obama

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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