A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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You just read this ..

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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cats are pussies

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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