How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Hello

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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