- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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