An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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