- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Obamacare

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Good afternoon.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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