Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Invisible Children Foundation.

ecks! why zee?

poop

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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