Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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