- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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