How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

My love life

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

all jokes aside...

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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