- Anti Joke

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

V I T A M I N C !

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick