Vote this down and get DOXED

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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