- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Your Mother

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Anti-jokes are funny.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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