What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

President Donald Trump

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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