- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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