Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

one morning i turned on my tv

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

im gay

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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