- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

This is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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