A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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