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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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