- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

once you go black your credit goes wack

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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