A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Anti Joke

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