- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Miscarriages.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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