- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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