Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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this is not a joke.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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