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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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