What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

kennah campion... being nice

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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