how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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