69- by Adam Chebali

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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2 Penises

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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