ecks! why zee?

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Knock knock

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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