Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Carrot fingers

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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