a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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School

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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