What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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whats 2+2? math.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Compton

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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