A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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the WNBA

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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