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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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being sober in a bar fight

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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KILL WHITEY

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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