They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

whats yellow? lots of things.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

minorities

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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