Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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