how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

eden stop

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Women's Rights.

world peace

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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