Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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So I was walking down the road today

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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