What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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