Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What does two plus two equal? 4

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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