- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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