- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

David Cameron

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

This is a joke.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Cancer.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

2 + 2 = 4

give me a thumbs up

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Anti Joke

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