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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why is pie good. because it just is.

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