- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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