Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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