- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

more like nig!

Im taking a shit right now.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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