- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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