- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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