- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Ebola

what are three short words? i a am

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

VAGINA.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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