- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Reading books

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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