- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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