What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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"Knock knock." "No."

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Rebecca Black

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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