what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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