Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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