- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Carrot fingers

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

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