- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Knock knock

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

being sober in a bar fight

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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