How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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