- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Weed.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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