- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

This sentance contains three errers

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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