- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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