What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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