What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

men

Anti Joke

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