Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

denisssssssssssssss

whos district champs not JM

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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