- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

why did the man die? he had cancer

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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