Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Guess what? I like trains.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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