What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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