- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Dakota Fanning

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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