- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What african eat for christmas Sand.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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