An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

do you wanna hear a joke school

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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