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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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