Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

This is my favorite antijoke.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

women's rights, lol

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

my mind's eye?

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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