Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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