A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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This sentance contains three errers

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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