Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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the midget went to the midget store

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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