Dakota Fanning

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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