Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Ken wins!

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Homonyms should be band.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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