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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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