- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Chuck Norris is dead......

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

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