What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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