- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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