- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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