- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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