quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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