- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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