A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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