- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

A seal walks into a club.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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