The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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