Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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