Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

what do you call a black guy african american

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

You know what's natural? Bears.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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