Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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