Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

www.xnxx.com

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Why did the dog die? He was old

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...