what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Women's Rights

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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