- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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