What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Womans baksetball...

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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whats chinese noodles

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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