Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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