What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Fox News

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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www.xnxx.com

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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