Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

whats chinese noodles

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

People...

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Barack Obama plays basketball

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

whats worse than jonny james obviously

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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