Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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roses are red violets are blue

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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