What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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knock knock no ones home

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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This statement is false.

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meh

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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speech and debate.

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Well, there's one way...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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