[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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scientology.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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